Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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