After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Verdict: uncircumcised.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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