I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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