I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
