Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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