When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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