so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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