Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
don't judge my taste in strippers
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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