You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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