I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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