In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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