Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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