guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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