talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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