Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
She needs sedatives and a leash
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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