Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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