he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
