She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
