Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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