Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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