things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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