turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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