Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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