Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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