Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
