We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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