And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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