honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
