People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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