it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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