I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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