found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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