the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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