Hey man sorry I got all grabby
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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