Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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