If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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