Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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