if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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