I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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