if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am in a vortex of obligation.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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