i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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