I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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