I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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