Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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