ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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