Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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