Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I think people are normalizing furries
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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