Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Moan for me like Helen Keller
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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