oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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