is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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