Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I wish i was in the wii world.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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