no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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