I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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