Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I am one with the molecules
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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