Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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